The Boy wanted his sister to watch a movie with him in her room and he was calling for her. She said from the recliner next to me, sitting right out in the open, "Don't tell him I'm in here." He came walking into the den and said "Oldest Daughter come on!" She didn't answer.
I asked him "Who are you talking to son?"
"Oldest Daughter."
"Okaaaaaaay...."
"C'mon O.D. - watch the movie with me!"
"Why are you talking to the recliner?"
"I'm talking to Oldest Daughter."
"Son, are you feeling all right?"
He jumped on Oldest Daughter using a crazy wrestler move. She didn't make a peep.
"Son! DON'T jump on the furniture!"
He looked at me funny and said "How many kids do you have?"
"Three."
"And you don't see Oldest Daughter sitting here?"
With that he threw a tough little karate punch on her leg.
"All right Dude. Joke's over - leave her alone."
To which Oldest Daughter said "Gee thanks for blowing my cover Mom."
Monday, July 13, 2009
The Invisible Sister
Posted by jennifer at 12:00 AM
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Gee Mom! Seems she is tougher than you think! I would like to see how long it would last.
ok, if I knew I would have kids that were like yours and that I could be a cool mom like you, then just maybe I would have had them! Too funny!
There are days I wish my sister was invisible. Tell the boy to count his blessings. :-D
Man, you always mess things up!
Yeah MOM, way to go!
HUh! Moms!
Cute tale, Jen! The story, I mean. LOL
Gee Mom - you always ruin it LOL That's hysterical.
I wonder...if I was an invisible mommy, do you think my kids would get it?
Funny, that was cute.
That is hilarious! I'm sure that there will be plenty of attacks on Kaia once the boys are old enough to join in with Mo!
Reminds me of a line from a Jeff Foxworthy routine - - - -
Jeff and family members are on a plane flying to Hawaii. They're watching "Homeward Bound" and when the animals start talking, one family member remarks: "That ain't them animals real voices."
Another family member retorts: "Well, ruin it for the rest of us!"
That's what you were guilty of - - - you "ruined" it for oldest daughter.
Hehehehehehehehe
Your darned if you do and darned if you don't!
Geezzz...
Of course now you'll have the fun of seeing what The Boy comes up with as his revenge.
LOL LOVE IT!
Kids!!!!!!!!! HA ya gotta luv em:)
Your kids crack me up. lol
For the longest time when our kids were younger, Bud and I (through some discreet "signals") had the kids convinced that we could read their minds. To "prove" that THEY weren't cheating, they had to tell the other parent what they were thinking about. Discreet signaling would begin at this point while they were instructed to look deep into the eyes of the mind reading parent.
Fun to mess with them isn't it?!
Classic!
Jen, that is the best story of all time...what I wouldn't give to be a fly on your wall!
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