Search me!

Time to share the wealth of Google searches on my blog... It's what I do, you know? I like to think the things that make me say "Do what?" might make YOU say "Do what?" also.



Per Statcounter, some folks landed right here on Hostage Central by searching for...

duh duh.... Oh yes, there is a whole lot of DUH to be found here.

hot chick dunking a donut neon... how about a not so hot chick dunking a donut? I can help you with that.

looking for a girdle to shape my butt.... No dude, you wear it on your head. (duh)

taco rammer.... Yo quiero Roll Tide?

tetanus shot reaction... OUCH was my reaction.

parker stevenson nude... seriously? Parker Stevenson???

the red christmas shoes you tube halmart movie - Be careful of falling prices and a sad story.

nude dust bunnies - sorry, my dust bunnies wear suits and ties. No nekkid bunnies around here.

funny saying about dust bunnies - how about funny sayings by dust bunnies? My dust bunnies like to say...

You can lead Jen to a broom but you can't make her sweep.

How many dust clothes does it take to dust Jen's furniture? We dunno - she won't get off the computer long enough to see.

What is the difference between the Dust Bunny Hostage and Pig Pen from Peanuts?

Not. Much.


Jen doesn't keep a guest book in her home... she invites people to write in the dust.

dust bunnies and cobwebs nursery rhyme - how about a limerick instead?

Madam Widow once spun a web

That caught a dust bunny named Jeb

He pulled out an Uzi and said "DIE YOU OLD FLOOZY"

Which caused the old Widow to ebb.

*curtsy*

immature christian mother - OK that one hurts a little.

who did david cassidy's hair style? - Um, yeah. That would be DAVID CASSIDY.

*sigh* David Cassidy....








What? OH!

sexy sentences to post - as if David Cassidy isn't enough, the sexiest sentence would be "Let me clean that for you while you sit in front of the computer".... Woo! I think I'll end this post now... things suddenly got HOT around here!